Lifeguard

Lifeguard or Fun-Suckers or Day at the Pool or Fun in the Sun

One day I went to the pool

Wasn’t trying to be cool

Hung out with some of my friends

Rules we did not try to bends

Everything we did was so wrong

We would not be in there long

The Lifeguards- Suckers of fun

The Lifeguards- No place to run

The Lifeguards- Don’t let your toys

The Lifeguards- Those big killjoys

They say don’t do that horseplay

Not even on your own birthday

We asked what were the pool rules

He looked like he’d won many duels

Whatever makes me feel nervous

Like he was the boss of us

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After that we calmed it down

Didn’t mess with the lifeguard’s crown

We began to have some fun

Joy we felt but we weren’t done

We stayed and the rules obeyed

Glares of death were soon conveyed

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The sky turned black with some rain

Lifeguard looked to be in pain

His eyes were red and fangs grew

On us he was soon to chew

He swooped down looking so scary

We were no longer very merry

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I vant to suck all your fun

That doesn’t sound good on a bun

Joey was the first to be bit

Where was a vamp slaying kit

Instead of a great big stake

A foam noodle we did take

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We then attacked the vamp lifeguard

With our noodle we stabbed him hard

The clouds and rain disappeared

The lifeguard just looked and leered

Our day at the pool was soon over

Next time we’d bring a luck clover

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