Pizza Delivery Dude

I wrote this while waiting for some pizza to be delivered, my thoughts just started going about what sort of person it would be and then led to this.

PIZZA DELIVERY DUDE or HEY JUDE 

The pizza delivery dude

The dude with the food

Are you always in a foul mood?

Earning money for the girl to be wooed

Barely scraping by as is

Your life is really none of my biz'

Maybe you’re an out of luck whiz

Or perhaps Val Jean from Les Mis

O, pizza delivery dude

O, dude with the food-

I didn’t mean to make you come unglued

It was in jest- now I feel like you’re screwed

I judged harshly, without merit

But you do look a bit like a ferret

With hair colored of carrots.

No! Now I ramble like a crazy parrot

You deserve my benefit’s doubt

You, who have no way out

You, trapped, waiting, with nary a shout

You, bound by an unspeakable drought

Who knows why you are there?

Maybe you were treated quite unfair

Perhaps you have a passion that you must share

Or is it all that you dare

Pizza delivery dude

Dude with the food

Good luck with how you are viewed

Next time, I’ll call out, “Hey, Jude...”